Ushers to monitor Holy Communions

We have had issues with individuals walking away with the Eucharist. Unfortunately, Satanists will pose as pious parishioners in order to steal the Eucharist and to use consecrated Hosts in satanic rituals, expressing their hatred for Jesus Christ, truly present in the Eucharist. To help prevent this from happening, please be sure to consume in such a way that it is evident that you have consumed the Host, before returning to your pew. The ushers will come forward during Sunday Communion time to help ensure no one walks away with a Consecrated Host.